Thursday, January 29, 2015

Fruit of the Day: Bananas, yep, bananas

Mmm... bananas.
Don't give up on me yet. I know, bananas may not seem exotic and exciting--but this fruit of the day ends with the most delightful miserly moment of my very frugal life.

But first, bananas:

Bananas are great. Here, we have access to lots of different types of bananas including these tiny 'lil two bite bananas that are my very favorite. They are great because they stay really firm even when they are fully ripe. And look how cute and tiny they are!



Here are some other varieties I really like. The short fat ones are very very sweet compared with the grocery store bananas I used to know. The red ones, well, just look--they're red! Even the fruit inside is slightly orange-y pink.


wow. blurry AND badly lit. Well, just take my word for it. It's kinda orange-y pink, o.k.?

There are bunches of other kinds of bananas around here,(ha ha! "bunches", get it?!) including one that has three sides and one called "apple banana" that really does taste a bit like apple. (But it's not really time for those right now, so no pictures for you.) 

And then there are plantains. 

You probably know that plantains and bananas are not used in the same ways, but if you have some friends/enemies who don't know better, offer them a raw plantain to eat. HI-larious! No, really, it's a great party game: "bet-you-can't-eat-more-than-two-bites-of raw-plantain"

DISCLAIMER: **I do not know if there are negative health repercussions from excessive eating of raw plantain. I know that they are so hard and tanic that you probably can't chew them up and that when visitors here buy them for a snack they make humorous faces and end up spitting them out. I tried to check WebMD for symptoms related to raw plantain exposure, but of course, it just said "may be cancer" so I leave you to your own reserach**



Plantains can be cooked in many ways, and are used similarly to potatoes. They can be eaten when green, mature, or even when the skin is completely black. At this stage of ripeness they are still very very firm and removing the tough peeling requires you at least begin with a knife.  

My favorite thing to do with green plantains is to make tostones, a thick fried cake that is a terrific vehicle for piling good stuff like beans on.

Slice your plantains into chunks, fry for about 2 minutes until they lighten a bit and are soft enough to smash. Smash with a spoon, and it's back into the pan to crisp up. Traditionally you'd fry in oil both times, but sometimes I only use oil for the first fry and crisp up in a plain skillet. (insider tip: boiling will not work for this application. Ask my sticky gooey countertops how I know.)






Mmm...pile some onions and peppers on there, maybe some mashed beans, and dinner is done!

Even plantains come in a wide variety of types. Check out these weird, triangle potato plantains.
(I doubt that is their botanical name.)








A "bunch" of bananas here, refers to the whole hundred pound grouping that grows on the stalk. The amount a person would normally buy in a grocery store is usually called a "hand". Banana stalks are perennial, (you know, complete life cycle and die in one year) which is kind of amazing when you think how gigantic they are. It's been a blast having a banana in our yard, you can literally see a four foot long leaf grow in a single day. The bunch of fruit (well, berries for you science-y folk) grows very slowly from a huge alien looking flower, and did you remember that it can weigh a hundred pounds? Amazing. I could go on and on with facts about bananas, except I don't really know anything else about them. Besides, I promised at the beginning to reveal my most gloriously penny-pinching moment of all time.

O.K. Here it is. 

Wait, lemme back up a bit. 

Some of you have noticed that I really really enjoy being cheap. Particularly when it comes to food. I delight in figuring out ways to repurpose food that was destined for the dump into something good to eat. Yes, I've probably made some of you blush when I carried bones home from your house. (But come on, are you STILL not making bone broth? It is so delicious!) I realize that some people delight in savoring the finest ingredients, while I come from a family that gleefully served my new husband "road kill" on his first visit. (yes, really).

But even for me: this was pretty cheap. 
I made banana bread. 



Doesn't sound that weird to you? Well, I made it out of other old gross bread! No fresh flour at all. I saved up all the old dead biscuits, broken tortillas and dried up crusts of poorly executed sourdough bread I had made that week, ground them up and used them in place of actual dry ingredients to make the softest, sweetest, most delicious (albeit kinda dark looking) banana cranberry bread. And then I danced a weird little hopping jig all around the house like some fairy tail troll who has swindled the protagonist giggling at my cheapness and insisting: "Eat some! eat some! It's bread inception!" while Jonathan looked on slightly wide-eyed and for some reason started looking up phone numbers for mental health workers. 

Yep! Bananas. They can make most anything edible!


Thursday, January 1, 2015

November/December Update



Much of November and half of December was spent in the States as we were given the opportunity to visit family and a few friends. We spent a great deal of time on the road, which was no surprise.

Portland, OR

Our visit began with a trip to the Northwest to attend the wedding of Sheila’s brother, Phillip. It was a great reunion for us and she was able to see many friends and we enjoyed quality time with her family as they almost all gathered for the wedding. I was able to meet family I hadn’t met before. It was a good time, although brief. 


Through a contact made by Sheila’s new sister-in-law, Kristin, we were honored to be invited to make a presentation to the Orchards/Evergreen Lions Club, who committed funds to purchase glasses for 10 children. We also had a chance to drive along the Oregon coast and see some of Sheila's favorite places.


Georgetown, TX
We next went to Texas with time in both the Georgetown and Dallas-Fort Worth areas. While in Georgetown we worshipped with the Georgetown church family and then to see friends who continue to worship in the Riverside community, east of Georgetown.

Mt. Pleasant, TX
I figured that this is the 20th year I have worked with the Harts Bluff ISD doing contract work as a tour/teacher to NASA and Houston to study space science with their fifth graders. It was a joy as always and this group of kids made it extra special. The lead teacher for the group, and a dear friend, arranged for us to make a Sunday morning presentation to the youth at the North Ridge Church in Mt. Pleasant. They recently have been studying mission work and we were delighted to have the opportunity to share with them.

Arlington, TX
Upon returning to North Central Texas we gathered with most of my family for Thanksgiving. There was a ton of quality food, and even better fellowship. I got a chance to meet my newest great niece just before she celebrated her 1st birthday. We missed my sister Debbie and her family who needed to wait to come in from Atlanta, GA closer to Christmas.

Kaufman, TX
The weekend took us just east of Dallas to Kaufman, where I one time worked as a singles’ minister at the Kaufman Church. I also worked for the schools there and was honored to meet the children of the children I taught. We once again made a presentation during the Sunday School hour, this time to the children’s classes. It was a nice homecoming.

Mt. Pleasant (again)
We returned to Mt. Pleasant to guide the Harts Bluff ISD fourth grade classes through a Texas history trip with a visit to Austin and San Antonio. At one point in this trip I was discussing what life was like for the children in the schools in Nicaragua. After their return to school I received an email from their teacher, Sherri Howard, who explained that the children were touched by the stories of the children here.  The email stated that the children wanted to help. They have begun a school supply drive and are challenging other classes to participate, too.


My affiliation with the Harts Bluff ISD is one that has stood the test of time. Now, due to the school’s support and interest in seeing their children experience something more, they have made it possible for us to visit the States. If it were not for their involvement, I don’t know that we could afford to come back home every year. This tiny school district tucked away in the tree-covered hills of Northeast Texas is a very special place to me.

Grapevine, TX
On Sunday, we attended church with the Grapevine congregation. They, along with the Highway Church in Judsonia, AR, are the physical bases of  Mision Para Cristo in the US. We once again presented our children’s program during Sunday School. We enjoyed lunch with a couple of the families there before returning to Arlington for laundry, repacking and preparing for our return to Jinotega.
Jinotega, Nicaragua
We passed through Houston and San Jose, Costa Rica in route to Managua and Jinotega on our trip home. We had two groups waiting for us when we arrived back in Jinotega. Both groups, one from Lipscomb University in Nashville, TN, and one from Harding University in Searcy, AR, were medical so they were involved in medical brigades while they were here.

Los Cardenales

We got home in time to see Los Cardenales, our little league baseball team, make it to the playoffs where they were eliminated in the first round. Finishing the regular season with a 4-36 record apparently was good enough to make the playoffs. My promise to the boys before Sheila and I left Jinotega was, “Win a game and I will buy you lunch.” They won two games (other than to the two they won by forfeit – which I explained didn’t count for lunch-buying purposes) so Friday evening of last week they all came over for hot dogs and to watch the classic baseball flick “The Sandlot”. They are a fun bunch of kids and all of them regularly attend our Hijos del Rey Bible class program.


Workers’ Celebrations

Hijos de Rey (Children of the King), our Sunday Bible class program is directed by four gifted young adults: Colette (la gringa), Felipe, Luisito and Rebekita. They are all members of the local church and are all employees of the mission. I am just the overseeing old person. These four guide about fifteen 14-17 year olds through the weekly process of teaching about 85 children about Jesus. Last Sunday we had a celebration as the year came to an end. They were given special T-shirts and certificates of recognition. These are good kids and hard workers and we are honored by their faithfulness to this program and their dedication learning more about Jesus themselves through the youth program the church sponsors.
Another evening we celebrated with the workers who run the children's Bible class program at Apanas. It was another great night for celebrating their hard work with dinner, a movie, cupcakes and lots of giggling. 
A Few Special Kids
There is a group of children who seem to have less than most of the other impoverished children we know. The thing that separates these from the others is that they have some obvious potential educationally that needs to be cultivated. In other words, they are on the ball intellectually. But they need an extra hand up to realize their potential. Due to some unexpected generosity on the parts of many while we were in the States, we are going to be able to provide an “American-style” Christmas for these eight children. We realize that there are many deserving children, but these are the ones God has placed in front of us currently. We cherish the relationship we have with these children and their mothers. Thank you for the part you have played in helping us promote these children to seek a brighter future.


The Adoption Process
Since the last update we have submitted, and they have accepted all our official paperwork to the Ministry of Family. We are now in a holding pattern as we wait for government office to return from the holidays to schedule our home study. After the home study the case worker will make a recommendation to the national adoption council as to whether or not we should receive kids. When the council approves us they will look for a match to our request. Our request, by the way, is for a sibling group – the younger the better. Other than that we accept, whomever God places with us as a gift from Him. This leads up to the adaption period and legal parts which is a whole other process.

Concert of Prayer
Please join us as we praise God for…
…relatively good health
…safe travels of the last two months
…acceptance of the adoption paperwork
…continued growth in the lives of the workers in the children’s program
…the news that God is sending Mike and Ann Faris back to Jinotega to work alongside us when we have visiting groups in house.
…Mitchell Elementary, Palmer ISD and Harts Bluff Elementary and others schools when send up their gently used school supplies that go directly into the hands of children who do not have them. 
…prayer warriors who are faithful in their requests to God on our behalf
…financial partners who see that the physical part of maintaining lives here are met

Please join us as we seek God’s favor in positive responses as we request…
…continued progress in the adoption process
…a time of rest and rejuvenation prior to groups starting again
…positive impact on the teachers as we strive to improve the religious education opportunities for the churches in Nicaragua
…the initiation of a fund to designate $15,000 to $20,000 for a good, safe, reliable, used, personal vehicle that we can use (and hopefully haul around our new crew!) as we continue to promote a relationship with Jesus Christ through Sight For Sore Eyes and Mision Para Cristo.
…continued and constant prayers.
…continued financial support.

We cannot do what we do without you. I hope as you read what we are doing with each update that you see how it represents your faithfulness to a far higher calling than just Sheila and Jonathan. To God be the glory.